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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Early Humans Did More Than Just Walk—They Mastered a Surprising Skill Set - Indian Defence Review

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

GOP megabill could undermine US energy production, Republicans warn - Politico

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

‘Ironheart’ EP Ryan Coogler, Star Dominique Thorne Tease Show’s Connection To Marvel’s ‘Avengers: Doomsday’: “Great Sample Of Things To Come” - Deadline

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Still no good

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Will the United States allies share any major secrets with President Trump next year? Will Trump give our nuclear secrets to Russia and China?

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

How should Syrian President Bashar al-Assad be held accountable for the human rights violations and atrocities committed by his regime?

No go.

No way

Nuts and Butts

This Genetic ‘Trick’ Helped the Black Death Linger for Centuries - Gizmodo

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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